!!!STOP PRESS!!! WHETHER IDLE LRF for WINTER 2011-12 follows:
December - mild zonal SWly type with occasional cooler interludes. Snow absent except for northern hills. Frost rare except anticyclonic interlude possibly mid month. Potentially very stormy and wet into 12 days of Christmas. CET 5.9
January - Continuing stormy wet and increasingly cold start with possibility of colder from blast from NE in 2nd week. Snow in N and E. Frosty Anticyclonic 3rd week then mild end with SWlies. CET 4.4
February - Mild continues week 1. Colder with snow in East week 2 . Week 3 Renewed attack from N. Snow N and W. Week 4 Mild/Cold battle. CET 2.3
Chances of success - 1/1000.
Methodology - Intestinal
P.s. Fairly similar ideas to that of a certain A Woodcock, by the looks of it. We shall see.
Dover, 5m asl. Half a mile from the south coast.