Can only think this is a bigger weekend admin issue than normal. Cynics will be interested to see how it is reported

No doubt the Telegraph will lead on this just as it claimed that London had only 24 cases a few days ago

Yesterday it was 166

There is no doubt Hospital deaths and admissions are falling but the recent breakdown of lockdown may only show itself in June

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Good news Gavin. Need that new case figure to start falling below 3k.

With all the dodgy self testing, no doubt it will do.

Remarkable how we are following America with the Govt and RWM now desperately downplaying Corona. 

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We're now quarantining our new boat migrants for 14 days... goodness knows why it's taken so long, 

 

 

Why only the migrants? What about all those richos in private jets? The Virus doesn't discriminate

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With all the dodgy self testing, no doubt it will do.

Remarkable how we are following America with the Govt and RWM now desperately downplaying Corona. 

 

To be honest, I think self testing will become the   norm.  I can't see that  having to trundle to a regional centre will work for the  numbers we will need.  My "regional centre" is near Oxford, which is a bit of a stretch and a bit inaccessible    to get to from where I am - Then it has to be by car - you don't want people who think they need a test going on Public Transport !  Do you even want ill people driving about in a car ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Interesting !  My cousin's other half had all the symptoms of it and ended up in hospital for a protracted period  but tested negative.  My Cousin is a nurse and to say she was surprised by the test result would be putting it mildly !

 

What kind of test was she given?

Perhaps the Govt are using rubbish tests on purpose, to suppress the numbers? 

Wouldn't put it past this shower

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What kind of test was she given?

Perhaps the Govt are using rubbish tests on purpose, to suppress the numbers? 

Wouldn't put it past this shower

 

He was tested  as a hospital in-patient, so it wouldn't  be self test.

 

 

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He was tested  as a hospital in-patient, so it wouldn't  be self test.

 

 

That's more worrying if the proper tests are not working, or there is another virus in circulation, perhaps the one Darren had

 

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Interesting !  My cousin's other half had all the symptoms of it and ended up in hospital for a protracted period  but tested negative.  My Cousin is a nurse and to say she was surprised by the test result would be putting it mildly !

 

A close friend of mine had her husband (who works as a postman) get absolutely floored by CV symptoms early last  week. He got taken to hospital and tested, meanwhile their daughter also came down with symptoms a day later that laid her low as well. Both tests came back negative!

Makes me wonder about false negatives.

 

 

That's not a part of her body I am interested in

Thanks for playing along 

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India has extended its lockdown until May 31st

• Schools, colleges closed


• Bars, restaurants closed


• Passenger flights banned


• Metro rail services suspended


• Places of worship closed


• Shopping malls, gyms, cinemas closed

 

Thank you.   You would have thought they could make it less ambiguous than "£14,167 per half [i.e. term; there are three terms in a year]"

There have always been three terms in all schools but a "half" term means something different in the other 99%. Maybe they should have written it in Latin,  but before Gandalf points out I would have misunderstood that as well he would be right - Latin was the one GCE I did fail in 1965. 

I absolutely hated Latin and our Latin teacher hated me, so it was a surprise that I just scraped a pass. It's not all cushy at colleges like Eaton, despite what many may assume, unless it's changed. I had an expensive private education but the regime was tough. 

Monthly exams for the first three years studying 13 subjects. The pass mark was 70% and you were allowed 3 failures after which for each additional failed subject your reward was three strikes on each hand with a whippy cane delivered by a vicious Headmaster. How corporal punishment was ever supposed to improve your learning capacity I'll never know.

The best thing about my school was the fabulous canteen which offered chips everyday - unheard of at the time. Funny what you remember, well apart from "halves"   

Edit: For the purpose of clarification BTW, I didn't go to Eton, just a bog standard private school! 

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No, Kevin.
For some reason a lot of retired sportsmen, sitting at home & bored, are demanding that journalists stop doing our jobs like you’ve all stopped doing yours. But our jobs have never been more important, so I will keep challenging & keep asking questions. Go play golf. https://t.co/7JSm3wlXd1

— *****Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 17, 2020

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Is he back on class A again?

Or something else like his pal Portillo

 

As someone who's been colonised, this moment in #GreatAsianRailwayJourneys made me so uneasy in #michaelportillo's otherwise fascinating programme set in Indonesia. pic.twitter.com/gYm75FiDUV

— Candy Gourlay (@candygourlay) May 16, 2020

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We all know you like to have the last word and be the master of put down and assume you have a higher education level than others (incidentally, what exactly is yours?) but if you look back it does say "per half," everywhere. You would do better pointing out to me that I have misinterpreted the meaning of half (have I?) meaning per half term than making cheap remarks about my maths abilty which of course is spot on if that does mean half term.

Look, you chose the style in which to post; you copied and pasted the information. But then you didn’t read it properly.

It says “£14,167 per half [i.e. term; there are three terms in a year”

So, when you start a post with ‘you’re both wrong’ I’ll make no apology for pointing out your errors.

 

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Thanks for that.   I accept I was in error, not realising that "half" was a full term. That's the trouble when you come from a Council estate and only have a state grammar school education - you don't know these little "in" things. Still - you do get a decent maths education. 

But what about half term?

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Because they're representing the interests of  their members and protecting their health/lives by seeking to make working conditions as absolutely safe as reasonably possible and getting binding - and national/universal - agreements in place before consenting to return.

That's the whole raison d'etre of unions.

 

The government is being reckless in trying to plough through restriction relaxations without the proper measures in place to stop this pandemic reaching the point again where it threatens to overwhelm the NHS and lead to death figures that dwarf the current 60k.

 

I e-mailed the head teacher of my daughters school and asked to see the classroom and what measures are in place before they return , no reply as yet 

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 But that £90k buys membership of the Old School Tie Network, where you are guaranteed power and privilege and a whopping great salary regardless of merit.

 

And a lifetime of envy from others who also have far more than they need, but much less than they want  


Speaking as one who, compared with you, is very, very poor 

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Speaking as one who, compared with you, is very, very poor 

I thought you antique types were always rolling in it LOL!

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And a lifetime of envy from others who also have far more than they need, but much less than they want  


Speaking as one who, compared with you, is very, very poor 

Really? I had no idea! You must try to mention that more often, Andy.

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10,035 in hospital down from 10,484 yesterday