A festive period so horrific, vile, grim and depressing beyond comprehension it makes even the worst of all the other dire festive periods since 2011 seem acceptable by comparison.
Since I've been off there's been 82.6mm of rain and 5 of the 8 days have had zero sunshine and today the hell continues with more rain and utterly diabolical grey crud streaming in off the North Sea which has just been the default situation in this catastrophically revolting and unpleasant year 🤮
Do I feel refreshed after my time off? Absolutely not. I feel tired, fed-up, depressed and sick to the stomach. Barely able to function as the woeful quality of life in this cesspit island unfit for human habitation diminishes further and further with each year of putrid garbage that passes.
The worst year for the weekend curse, the worse festive period, the worst ever winter months in a calendar year, the worst spring I've endured and had it not been for September it would have been the worst autumn as well. That's what 2023 has brought. A year of unrelenting soul- destroying muck which resulted in the 1100mm rainfall barrier being broken for only the third time in recorded history 🤢
A year so grotesque it has managed to keep getting worse and worse against all reasonable expectations culminating in this stupefyingly repulsive December which has brought a ludicrous 230mm of rain meaning that this foul winter is already guaranteed to be the 6th consective wetter than average season.
One solitary frost since the 7th , if it can be called that as it was just a dip below freezing before waking up to more suicide-inducing grey and wet the next day. 12 frosts throughout the three stinking awful winter months is less than there was in April 2021 alone and a third less than in any other year I've recorded.
It will take a miracle for this winter not to be the worst ever recorded. Even horrors like 2013/14 and 2015/16 only brought around 10-14 days of the sustained filth that has been relentless since the 7th. Pretty much any January/February combination in the past decade would ensure it as they have been so poor even the best would barely make any impact at righting the wrongs of this satanic December 🤬🤬🤬
Aberdeen: The only place that misses out on everything
2023 - The Year that's Constantly Worse than a Bad November