This revolting month of endless demoralising and dehumanising easterly filth is so unutterably dire it's making me see positives in the worst months I have ever lived through. None of them can hold a candle to this horror show. On it's own it would be a disaster but following on from the grimness of the past few years it's beyond catastrophic.
January 1996 - only 10 hours of sun the whole digusting month of similarly vile mild easterlies but it wasn't totally devoid of seasonable wintry weather as we had one day of snow around the 26th and also the only day with any reasonable sun was Saturday 13th so no Weekend Curse which is now relentless every single rotten month.
March 1996 - Absolutely horrific pile of easterly poison but even amongst the hellish 15 day sunless spell - the worst at any time in more than 100 years - there was still a snow on the 13th.
December 1997 - Repugnant wet dull easterly hell but managed some snow at the start of the month.
December 2002 - even more revolting than 1997 but had a lovely 3 day spell of crisp, frosty sunny weather just after mid month something we never ever get any more.
January/February 2006 - Hideous gloom dominated this diabolical winter but there was a properly cold, crisp frost spell in late January/early February again of the sort that we no longer get. Also the gloom was nowhere near as bad as this month as at least the winds were often light. Can't even get proper anticylconic gloom anymore as there is always a vile wind no matter what even with pressure of 1040mb.
Absolutely nothing redeeming about this toxic month that is so bad it feels once again it's being engineered by Satan. Perfect example of Thursday being the only day with any real sun yet for no reason it clouded over at lunchtime so no opportunity to enjoy it at all and yet again we have an utterly repellent gloomfest weekend. 3rd horrific write-off in a row. Worst possible temperatures, worst possible skies.Ā
Before this the weekend sun percentage was lower than every month in the past 18 years bar the ultimate horror show of June 2007. It's doing everything it can to even beat that rotten pile of festering pigswill.
Nowhere else on earth can manage the combination of unpleasant and uninteresting like the UK. Day after day of featureless skies, range of 11 degrees all month with only three pathetic frosts and no snow, 12 hours below freezing and no maxima below 4C. Revolting outlook that could result in an unprecedented third consecutive February with a mean above 5C as well as challenging 1923 and 1994 for the lowest ever sunshine total.
In four weeks time I'm off to Florida and I can't wait to get out of this toilet of a country that makes me feel constantly tired and depressed. Just wish it was for good and not just a holiday.
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