That was windier than I was hoping for - the neighbour's poxy waney lap fence panel, which I'd propped up, is now laying in pieces on their lawn. I've propped up a truly manky moss-covered old fence panel I had lying around for just this eventuality; it's got mud and gunk on it too and looks awful. It's solid, though, as it's a closeboard panel.
Hopefully they'll get the hint and spend a couple of hundred quid from the sale of their Bentley on some replacement panels. If not, they've got an eyesore to enjoy!
Elsewhere in the county it's more of the same - the usual rush-hour smash on the M2, flooding on the M26, and flooded train tracks disrupting trains around Tonbridge.
At least unlike Bert this is a more typical "gone in a few hours" type of system... and for once we don't get the worst of it, either, as that's due in the Netherlands later.