The Weather Outlook

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TimS
  • TimS
  • Advanced Member Topic Starter
25 July 2018 21:28:09

...The Met office is monitoring a potential July record in 2 days time and you’re focusing at the hotter looking charts a week later

...Richardabdn is complaining that 26C in Aberdeen was “spoiled by the cloud”

...It’s nearly August and there’s still no winter 2018/19 predictions  thread.

etc etc 


Brockley, South East London 30m asl
SJV
25 July 2018 21:32:12
... Beast from the East and Shropshire are referencing non-existing charts to find a non-existent breakdown in the weather.

xioni2
25 July 2018 21:38:34

...southerners think they have bigger cocks.

Arcus
25 July 2018 21:44:15
..you try to think what you can eat without using the oven or stove
Ben,

Nr. Easingwold, North Yorkshire

30m asl

Gusty
25 July 2018 21:49:26

Moomin finally accepts this is a great summer.


Steve - Folkestone, Kent

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Whether Idle
25 July 2018 21:51:54

Richard has not moaned for five days straight.


Dover, 5m asl. Half a mile from the south coast.
Rob K
25 July 2018 21:59:31
You’re quite disappointed when the GFS op run only comes up with five days of 31C maxima.
Yateley, NE Hampshire, 73m asl

"But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand." — Jerome K. Jerome

johncs2016
25 July 2018 22:01:29
We actually have a sunnier than average summer month at Edinburgh Gogarbank (something which has very rarely happened in recent years).


The north of Edinburgh, usually always missing out on snow events which occur not just within the rest of Scotland or the UK, but also within the rest of Edinburgh.

Col
  • Col
  • Advanced Member
25 July 2018 22:04:55

A max temp of 25.4C under mainly sunny skies is merely routine.


Col

Bolton, Lancashire

160m asl

Snow videos:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3QvmL4UWBmHFMKWiwYm_gg

superteacher
25 July 2018 22:05:53
27C is seen as a breakdown!
andy-manc
25 July 2018 22:18:33

..when a breakdown has been 10 days away for 3 months 

And when each spot of drizzle is a devastating blow to your monthly rainfall totals

moomin75
25 July 2018 22:28:02

Moomin finally accepts this is a great summer.

Originally Posted by: Gusty 

😂😂😂 Its a great summer!!!


Witney, Oxfordshire

100m ASL

picturesareme
25 July 2018 23:17:00

it's 22.4C @ 12.15am and you still feel cool sitting in the garden in trousers not shorts! 

Saint Snow
26 July 2018 09:02:56

...you're wondering if there's any support groups in your area for Magnum addiction


Martin

Home: St Helens (26m asl) Work: Manchester (75m asl)

A TWO addict since 14/12/01

"How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics."

Aneurin Bevan

Hungry Tiger
26 July 2018 09:12:35


Gavin S. FRmetS.

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South Cambridgeshire. 93 metres or 302.25 feet ASL.



GezM
  • GezM
  • Advanced Member
26 July 2018 09:24:00
The 'Hotter than Rio' headlines (where it happens to be mid-winter) are replaced by 'Hotter than Greece' headlines ......
Living in St Albans, Herts (116m asl)

Working at Luton Airport, Beds (160m asl)

Saint Snow
26 July 2018 09:25:34

The 'Hotter than Rio' headlines (where it happens to be mid-winter) are replaced by 'Hotter than Greece' headlines ......

Originally Posted by: GezM 

 

Depends which part of Greece. Some are noticeably hotter than others....

 

 


Martin

Home: St Helens (26m asl) Work: Manchester (75m asl)

A TWO addict since 14/12/01

"How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics."

Aneurin Bevan

Caz
  • Caz
  • Advanced Member
26 July 2018 09:42:25

When everyone’s posting on TWO because it’s too hot to do anything else!

Love the above replies guys!  


Market Warsop, North Nottinghamshire.

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ARTzeman
26 July 2018 09:48:48

Noticing a lack of ice cream tubs on supermarket shelves.!!




Some people walk in the rain.

Others just get wet.

I Just Blow my horn or trumpet

Chunky Pea
26 July 2018 10:01:43

When it just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on with no God damn end in sight. 

 

 


Patrick,

East Galway, Ireland.

andy-manc
26 July 2018 10:04:53

When your almost 3 year old says "we don't get rain do we daddy?" 

He's going to have a shock growing up!

bradders
26 July 2018 10:25:27

The birds are queuing up to drink from my pond.


Eric. Cheadle Hulme, Stockport.

ARTzeman
26 July 2018 10:34:07

Things swell and do not go down....




Some people walk in the rain.

Others just get wet.

I Just Blow my horn or trumpet

Bertwhistle
10 August 2018 09:06:29

Dave Chavney from 3 doors down has a BBQ every single night that degenerates into a loud drinking session until 3 am and terminates when the police are called because there's a fight, someone's trying to get in through an upstairs window for a dare or there's a mattress burning in the front garden.


Bertie, Itchen Valley.

Retire while you can still press the 'retire now' button.

Retron
10 August 2018 09:07:52

You spend more on electricity for your air-con than you do for everything else combined, two months in a row.

The long-term slight water leak on the next road over resembles an oasis in the Sahara, attracting all sorts of wildlife day in, day out.


Leysdown, north Kent

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