His clown routine doesn't work without an audience of sycophants cheering behind him

The emperor is naked. The snake oil salesmen on both sides of the Atlantic have been exposed by Corona for what they really are. Empty suits, liars and charlatans 

Burn the heretic!

 

Are you saying my wife and I can play tennis now, Caz?

That's amazing!

Last time we tried it was in 1970 and we were terrible at it.

 

R

Interesting how the very same flag shaggers who were out breaking social distancing last Friday got very little coverage in the same newspapers who now have pictures of packed tube trains, full of workers who have no choice but to put themselves at risk on public transport

Nailed it, mate 

Starmer to address the nation now

I have been impressed with Starmer so far and I thought that was a good address.

He comes across as sensible, articulate, level headed and intelligent. 

What about tonsil tennis? 

 

I have been impressed with Starmer so far and I thought that was a good address.

He comes across as sensible, articulate, level headed and intelligent. 

He does seem to, yes.

11,401 in hospital down from 11,768 yesterday

 

 

This is your wet dream innit?

How long do you propose that future lasts? 5 years? 10? 20? Just in case, like...

You do have an unpleasant way of expressing your opinions sometimes. "Flag shaggers" "wet dreams"  etc - you appear to have the scatological impulses of a two year old.

I am merely pointing out the fact - New Zealand, Taiwan, South Korea, Denmark and other countries which have closed down their borders with strict quarantine for those who do arrive, are successful in containing the virus.

How long that has to last depends on a couple of things, most notably a working vaccine.

I should imagine we will stay on level 3 for some time 

Alert level currently at 4 and moving towards level 3

So what are smaller class sizes as Boris has just said - total vagueness 

 

 

Burn the heretic!

A saint burning a Saint?

The press will be allowed 4 questions and the public 8.

I assume LK will get one.

Laura Kuensberg, Beth Rigby, Robert Peston and one of the rags no doubt.

 

 

Laura Kuensberg, Beth Rigby, Robert Peston and one of the rags no doubt.

Peston needn’t bother. His questions are too long and gives the PM a way out.

Is he dreaming " I don't think any of us expect there will be a flood of people back to work "

You blithering bumbling idiot , the difference on the M40 this morning and evening was there for all to see 

Is he dreaming " I don't think any of us expect there will be a flood of people back to work "

You blithering bumbling idiot , the difference on the M40 this morning and evening was there for all to see 

Is that compared to yesterday morning and evening?

 

Is that compared to yesterday morning and evening?

Fair comment