I know. I was shocked. First time I'd ever heard it was Ryan Giggs.
I was hoping David had picked up the sarcasm baton and ran with it, but I'm not so sure...
There is also a rumour doing the rounds that another footballer has a similar injunction out.
After yesterday's events I'm sure it'll be keenly fought if there is.
Is this the toon legend one??
Anyway, I was gutted it was Ryan Giggs, I wanted my kids to grow up to be just like him, now I'm not sure
Heard a few whispers mentioning the toon legend and there has been plenty regarding a certain player at Liverpool over the last year.
Up until a year or so ago, many people reckoned that Tiger Woods was a perfect role model for youngsters, and yet look at what we later learned about some aspects of his private life.
I think it's safe to say that Shearer was not porking Gabby Logan, given that Gabby Logan has publicly labelled the rumour a pile of bobbins - something she wouldn't have been allowed to do if under the icy grip of a superinjunction.
When there's such secrecy about, it's inevitable that entirely innocent people will have scurrilous rumours started about them - causing wrongful distress and the need to publicly refute them.
I'm bidding for one on ebay right now...........these superinjunctions are just "must have" right now
I bet he wish he had though.