Edinburgh has seen the best/most interesting weather in the country once again this week whereas here the entirety of March has been a coma inducing borefest devoid of even one day where interest levels are raised from zero.
It's beyond a joke. First we see the nonsense of snow no longer coming on northerlies but westerlies instead meaning the likes of Edinburgh and Glasgow get snowfall after snowfall and we get nothing. Now the nonsense of foehn effects coming on north westerlies instead of south westerlies meaning Dundee and Edinburgh get the warmth and we end up with windy blandness.
An utterly awful month. The only time there's been any sun there has been a 40-50mph wind accompanying it. Today that wind has finally dropped out and what is there? Soul destroying featureless grey gloop covering the sky in it's entirety like so many days of this godawful autumnal March.
It's been beyond dire since the cold spell ended. The most depressingly dull and uninteresting late winter/early spring I have experienced. Devoid of variety, devoid of the normal and natural cold and warm spells we should be seeing.
So much for the cold March we were supposed to be getting. Not a flake of snow since 14th February and a grand total of 3 frosts since then. Four nights below 2C in March is just unreal. It's the worst March for cold I've recorded my 16 years of record.
At the same time it's dire for warmth with only two days reaching 12C - same as 2018. All days that reached double figures felt far colder because of the wind.
Last March was almost as bad with weeks of wind followed by anticyclonic gloom. At least it was sunnier overall and the wind was nowhere near as bad resulting in a normal number of seven frosts. March 2019 was boring, mild and windy throughout and the less said about the rotten grey gruel of March 2018 the better. What used to be one of the most varied and interesting months reduced to a tedious borefest year after year. It used to feel like either a spring month or a winter month but now, like most of the year, it's taken on the characteristics of an autumn month.
This graph illustrates perfectly how bland and boring the last two Marches, in particular, have been. No cold days (<4C max) and only 2 warm days (>12C max). No other Marches prior to this were anywhere near as unextreme and unvaried.
No convective activity whatsoever. None of the hail, rain, sleet and snow showers we should be seeing at this time of year
North Westerlies should be bringing a mix of sun and showers with frost overnight not this soul destroying mild gloom with low diurnal range. Min was 5C last night and now it's 7.4C. As if this sort of crap isn't bad enough from easterlies
Nearly six months of unrelenting horrible and boring weather now. The only exceptions being the final third of November, the week of snow in February and the high pressure at the end of February.
Relentless nasty feeling chilly crap with no real cold whatsoever bar that one week of snow. It was long overdue interesting weather but now we're paying for it bigtime despite the fact it barely even started to make up for the garbage of the past 8 years.
The analogy would be someone borrowing £1000 from you then disappearing without trace for years before turning up out of the blue to pay back a tenner. Then a few weeks later he's back asking to borrow another grand.
The variety, changeability and extremes have just disappeared from our climate leaving us with relentless tedious and tiresome dross
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